Overview
Food Court Druids spend a good deal of their time hanging out
at mall food courts and bookstore cafes. They're a special breed
of Goths obsessed with fantasy role playing games like Yu-gi-oh, Lord of the Rings, and other games associated with plate-mail
armor-wearing alligators. They know that if pagan icon Aleister
Crowley were alive today, he'd spend his afternoons playing
fantasy games at the big table just outside of Pizzeria Uno
too.
Knocking them Undead with Style
Like most Goths, Food Court Druids often achieve an alternative
fashion aesthetic by face powdering and wearing black clothing,
black eye shadow, black nail polish and even black lipstick.
Whereas traditional Goths find wardrobe inspiration from the
Victorian and Edwardian periods, Food Court Druids find inspiration from
the Dungeons & Dragons Player's Handbook. Most Food Court Druids think
it would be really cool if they had no reflection in mirrors.
Food Court Druid Aliases
Strong Aliases
ShadowWalker
Lord Tatzelwurm
Kobold Druid
Wind Ghost
Frilldora Darkness
Vampyria II
Shamanic Blademaster
Lex Divina
Midnight Vixen
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Weak Aliases
Cinnabun Warrior
Lord of Jenkins Castle
Incarcerated Faerie
Razor Boomerang
Little Lord Fauntleroy
Mistress Swampy
BandAid Feyguard
Rancid Coffin
Tadpole Slaya |
Useful Food Court Druid Pick-up lines
• My chaotic 9th level Dwarven Cleric has 96 hit points.
• How does a dinner at Red Lobster followed by a blood
letting ceremony sound to you?
• I bet I've seen Attack of the Clones more times than you.
• Wanna see my ten-sided dice?
• Is that make-up or a you just naturally corpse-like?
• That pad lock choker necklace sure goes well with your
demonic contact lenses.
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