The Frothiest, Most Excrement-Filled Rick Santorum Quotes

A new one by yours truly over at HuffPost: I’m as happy as the next person to see the underused adjective, frothy, have a resurgence. Too bad it’s due to Rick Santorum’s strong showing in Tuesday’s Iowa straw poll. Before he fizzles, here’s a stroll down memory lane revisiting some of the frothiest excrement that’s passed through his lips. On […]

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My Favorite Music of 2011

25. The Weeknd, House of Balloons 24. Cave Singers, No Witch 23. Jay-Z/Kanye West, Watch the Throne 22. Sun Araw, Ancient Romans 21. Fucked Up, David Comes to Life 20. Shabazz Palaces, Black Up 19. The War on Drugs, Slave Ambient 18. Beastie Boys, Hot Sauce Committee Part Two 17. The Sea And Cake, The Moonlight Butterfly 16. Battles, Gloss […]

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First Follows: Weird Choices in First Twitter Follows!

A new one by yours truly over at The Awl.

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Sun Araw: Horse Steppin’

I’ve been addicted to Sun Araw lately. Here’s my favorite track off of Beach Head:

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The Lowest Rated Movies in the Netflix Categories I’m Least Likely to Watch

Because we’re all addicted to Netflix. A new piece by yours truly over at The Awl: CATEGORY: Goofy + Buddies & Gal Pals FILM: Sex Pot YEAR: 2009 NETFLIX SUMMARY: “[A] raunchy comedy about two wannabe Don Juans who have no luck with the ladies. That is, until the pair happens upon a stash of pot that the honeys find […]

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Congress Divided Across Party Lines Over Who Is Displaying More Unity

A new one by yours truly over at The Huffington Post: Republican Congressman Joe Wilson agrees that the Democratic initiative of mixed seating isn’t enough. He says that in light of the tragedy in Tucson, lawmakers need to diffuse their divisive rhetoric. “Instead of shouting ‘you lie’ when the president addresses Obamacare,” said Wilson, “I will yell out something more […]

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New York Sports Bars for the Sports-Averse

It’s playoff season. If you hate sports as much as I do, but hate missing out on the gluttony, I’ve got a new piece for you on The Awl: With the NFL playoffs underway, multitudes of jock-averse women and effeminate, girlie men (like me) find themselves facing a challenging predicament over the next couple of weeks. On one hand, forgoing […]

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Meet the Humanimal: Alex Kovas

I interviewed the Humanimal for Vice: If you’re one of the few who saw Guy Ritchie’s latest film, RocknRolla, you may recall a scene where a Chechnyan thug chases Gerard Butler through a tunnel. The pursuer in question is a strikingly buff 34-year-old Russian-born Londoner named Alex Kovas, a model/actor who may be more familiar to you licking his “paws” […]

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The Late Great Planet Earth

My latest piece over at The Awl: As crazy as it seems now, when I was a freshman in high school I was convinced that my life was going to end, healthy and unadulterated, sometime before December 31st 1988. Of course it’s common for sensitive teens to consider their mortality during those tumultuous years when the hormones start to kick […]

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My Favorite Music of 2010

Nothing moved me as much as 2009′s debut record by Girls. But who’s complaining? Overall, some pretty great music was made this year. This is what I was listening to in 2010: 15. Sam Amidon: I See The Sign 14. Julian Lynch: Mare 13. Lower Dens: Twin-Hand Movement 12. Wild Nothing: Gemini 11. LCD Soundsystem: This Is Happening 10. James […]

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