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Robert Lanham is the Margaret Mead of the North American Weirdo - Neal Pollack

    == BOOKS ==

• the hipster handbook

• food court druids,
cherohonkees and other
creatures unique to the republic


• the sinner's guide to the
evangelical right



    == ANTHOLOGIES ==

• cassette from my ex

• rock & roll cagematch

• bookmark now

• the subway chronicles


    == RECENT ARTICLES ==

• Internet-Age Writing Syllabus and Course Overview
McSweeney's

• The random beauty of "25 Random Things"
Salon

• Palin Holds Press Conference to Explain Last Press Conference
HuffPost

• Chocolate & Cheese and Striped Bass
Vice

• The Ten Most Dubious Films included in the Criterion Collection
Vice

• Obama's Silence on "Bruno" Outrages Activists
HuffPost

• Pat Buchanan: 'Lesbian Coalition of America Discriminates Against White Males'
HuffPost

• Giving the Recession the Finger
Salon

• Look at This Fucking Hipster Basher
The Morning News

• Obama Dislocates Shoulder Reaching Across the Aisle
HuffPost

• Maxim's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse
Maxim

• 33 Stupid Sex Tips
Street Carnage

• Rick Warren's Non-Negotiable Worldview
HuffPost

• The Gotcha Effect of Civil Unions
HuffPost

• Macho Ma'am
Radar

• Generation Slap
Radar

• America's religious right: God's own country
The Independent

• Wearing Nothing but Attitude
New York Times

• Why Sonic Youth and Frappuccinos don't mix
men.style.com

• Kafka on the Shore Review
Nylon


    == PRESS ==

• Press Quotes

• Your Life: Highly Classified, By Robert Lanham
  Washington Post profile of Robert Lanham

• Book Breaks Down Evangelical Right for 'Sinners'
Ethics Daily Profile

• Brand Name Bloggers
New York Magazine


    == WEBSITES ==

• freewilliamsburg.com
• evangelicalright.com
• hipsterhandbook.com
• foodcourtdruids.com


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• lanesisland
• cakehead
• rumproast
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    == THE MAN ==

• about robert lanham
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• tumblr
• twitter
• hypemachine
• contact me


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May 22, 2008

Too Slack, Cynical, And Disaffected To Fight

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Gawker day editor Alex Pareene has an hilarious rebuttal to my article posted on Radar. Here's my favorite line:

Years later, none of us are entirely sure why anyone claimed to enjoy the sounds Eddie Vedder makes. Perry Ferrell. Christ, what were drugs even made of in the 1990s?
In my defense, I always fucking hated Pearl Jam and Jane's Addiction and I wasn't too keen on the criminally overrated Nirvana for that matter. (If you want to embarrass us bring up Trent Reznor).

Anyway, my article's primary intent was to frame boomers for hypocrisy and favoritism. Sure, I take lots of shots at Millennials along the way, but come on, a little friction is par for the course in an article about generational angst. Historically speaking, the boomers were criticized. Gen X was criticized. The Millennials are now getting their turn. It's a rite of passage. Radar came up with the title "Generation Slap: A Call to Arms Against Millennials." It was a smart move on their part since it attracted lots of attention. But if you go back and read it, you'll see that most of my venom is reserved for boomers and with a media that credits Millennials with our achievements. And come on, who doesn't think Of Montreal is retarded for doing this. Now get off my lawn.... I'm trying to read an antiquated little thing known as a book.

February 04, 2008

Vote Obama

'Cause Hillary sucks. She really does.